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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 16.06.2025 09:19

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why do Indian parents force their kids to do stuff?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Nuts and Butts

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Just Forget it!

Hysterias & Posteriors

No, not a chance

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share office space ...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why is there so much evil in the world?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Loons and Moons

So they tried

How do you get a girl to like you?

Everyone loved it.

They put up a sign reading

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why did you put a guy’s dick in your mouth the first time?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No go.

No way

Can you share some of your favorite jokes that are not well-known but always make people laugh?

Freaks and Cheeks

Thumbs down again.

Then came..

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So, the docs changed it to read

Next, they tried...

What was the most inappropriate thing your parent caught you doing as a teen? Was in the bedroom, I thought nobody else was home. My sister and I shared that bedroom but I knew she was gone. I didn’t know my dad was home though.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good

When did Elon Musk fall from grace?

Minds and Behinds

Still no good.

Unacceptable again!

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