What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 09:19

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why do Indian parents force their kids to do stuff?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
What happens when you need emergency surgery in countries with universal healthcare vs the US?
share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why is there so much evil in the world?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Can an astrologer predict that someone is in a physical relationship before marriage?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons
So they tried
How do you get a girl to like you?
Everyone loved it.
They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why did you put a guy’s dick in your mouth the first time?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
No way
Can you share some of your favorite jokes that are not well-known but always make people laugh?
Freaks and Cheeks
Thumbs down again.
Then came..
What are some tips for braiding a woman's hair on a date?
So, the docs changed it to read
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Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
When did Elon Musk fall from grace?
Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
Unacceptable again!